Monday, February 6, 2012

You Know You're in College When...

1) Coffee is your best friend...
2) Your favorite part of the day is going to sleep...
3) You sacrifice dessert to play the piano...
4) You read school assignments during your work break...
5) The thought of getting together with friends makes you want to cry for joy...
6) You work out at 10 o'clock at night...
7) Sunday night rolls around and you wish it was already Monday (why prolong the torture?)...
8) You read while you're brushing your teeth...
9) You neglect your blog for nearly two months!
10) You almost forget to buy your brother a birthday gift!
11) You haven't answered emails in three weeks!
12) You wish you're eye lids were glued shut!
13) You eat lunch as you're driving (mom, don't read that!)...
14) You seriously consider burning every book you own!
15) You want to sit in a chair--and do nothing...
16) The slightest hint of a deadline makes your blood curdle...
17) The thought of NOT doing school for the remainder of your life keeps you up at night...
18) You'd rather do laundry than write another paper (I loathe doing laundry)...
19) You count how many more units you have left before you graduate--every. single. day. (as if the number's somehow changed since the night before?)
20) You feel like banishing every professor to a little island in the middle of the Pacific where they can lecture, grade, and torture each other!

If you've ever felt/done/thought one or more of the aforementioned things on this list, you are probably one step away from going insane. My condolences. I know how it feels. :D

Happy studying!

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Wait a minute... all of those apply to me and I'm just in my senior year of high school. 0_o

Talia said...

Well, see what you have to look forward to? lol :)